Bulging Like CRAZY, Brandon Myers Gets New Thigh Tat

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It’s like he’s got a python down there

Don’t you love tattoos? We do – particularly when they are placed on the thigh and in close proximity to yum yum land! That’s why we were thrilled to learn about former MTV star Brandon Myers new ink.

Just in case you haven’t heard of him, Brandon used to be on MTV’s Ex on the Beach. He’s a 21-year old stud that’s tatted up and stunningly hot. Moreover, he’s got a pair of crystal blue eyes that will pierce right through you.

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But you know what else? Brandon has a HUGE snake lurking around in his nether regions. Seriously, from what we saw, it could very well be the elusive Loch Ness Monster!

Before we get to the goodies, don’t you want to know a little bit about him? Come on, sure you do! And if you don’t we’re going to dish about him right here and right now.

GAY POP FILE: Brandon Myers

Date of Birth: August 11, 1996

Eyes: Deepest blue

Zodiac Sign: Leo Male Jock

Shoe Size: 11 (Rumor)

He’s talked in a very open way about his largeness in the past. In fact, in an interview appearing in The Sun, he said the following:

“Everyone was talking about it on Ex on the Beach. It’s nine and a half inches, and it’s a bit like having a tripod, or a third leg.”

In my lane

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It’s not like he hasn’t done the muscle show off before. The man has taken it all off for places like Fit Young Men and that doesn’t include some of the other yummed out photos you’ll see on his Instagram account.

And in case you don’t know, he’s VERY active on Twitter. In fact, some of the photographs you’ll see on his feed are nothing more than visual Viagra! You can check his feed out here.

Want to see more of Brandon – like the complete package in his birthday suit? Click this NSFW Link. Once on landing page, click on “proceed to this site”.