Monster Sized Madness
By: Eric K
Not too long ago, I read a post about how ginger guys make for great dates. As a dude with red hair, I was so glad to read this! But what if the ginger guy has a super-sized peen – would you still be down for dating? Think long and hard about that before answering.
You see, I happen to be a ginger with larger than normal anatomy. In fact, some of my dates have described it as a “monster”. Personally, I don’t think it is but I’m just relaying to you what other guys have called it.
And while some guys may wish they could have what I’ve got, I’m here to tell you that it’s not all rainbows and ponies. In fact, it can sometimes be a curse. Now hear me out because I’d like the chance to explain.
To begin with, when you are a ginger, there’s already a bunch of stereotypes attached to you. Probably the stupidest one is that ginger men are small. It’s an urban myth that’s been floating around ever since I can remember.
Why people buy into this is beyond me but the BS persists none the less.
I guess the reason I’m telling you this is because as a ginger, it can be hard to connect with men to date because of the stereotypes. And when I am able to find a man who wants to get together, he immediately assumes I’m a bottom because. “Everyone knows gingers have small d*cks,” I’ve heard people say.
Well, I don’t have a small piece. I wouldn’t call myself gigantic. But I’m certainly not the average guy either. Which brings me to the motivation for writing this post.
When you are a ginger guy that defies the stereotypes (particularly a top like me) guys are become almost shocked. And in my experience, that’s when they shy away. That’s because they get disappointed I’m not the power bottom they think I am.
Another challenge about being a ginger with a “monster” in your pants is that people only see you as a piece of meat. Sad to say this but it also happens to be true. When guys do find out about my size and they’re bottom or versatile, all they want to do is get drilled.
Believe it or not, I’ve actually had situations when some guys don’t even want to know my name. “Can you come over and f**k my brains out?” they say after I unlocking my photos on Scruff.
In order to cope, I’ve basically resorted to using glory holes at bookstores and some bathhouses. It’s a lot easier when you think about it. Hey, if I’m going to be objectified, I’d rather do it on my terms.
So, I guess I’ll end this by saying that being a ginger is already hard enough. But when you have complicating factors, like the ones I’ve talked about here, it can make being a man with red hair hard.
Hopefully, the next time you connect with a ginger, you’ll have a different point of view. If they’ll publish it, I share
Main photo credit: Stock Photo [not the author]
If you want to see the self-described monster as mentioned in this post, follow this NSFW link. Click on “Proceed to this site” after initial landing page. GPB cannot verify the authenticity of the imagery.