I’m Gagging on Chris Hemsworth’s Abs (and Butt!)

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The stuff of lick and yum!

In case you didn’t know, Chris Hemsworth has a new movie coming out later this year. And guess what – it’s not a Thor flick or an Avengers film. That’s right – it’s something different called:

Bad Times at the El Royale

To help promote the movie, there have been several promo pieces that have come out. Some are videos and others are cast interviews.

More on that in a moment. But for now, the plot of this film goes like this: Seven strangers, each with some sort of secret to bury, meet at Lake Tahoe’s El Royale; a rundown hotel with a dark past.

Over the course of one interesting night, everyone will have a last shot at redemption – before everything goes to hell.

Now to keep in real, that’s not what this post is all about. Instead, I want to talk about the DELISH factor of Chris Hemsworth’s abs!

According to costar Dakota Johnson, Chris’s abs are so yummy that it is causing distractions on set. Here’s a quote from an interview she gave with Entertainment Tonight:

“I think it was a really big mistake to have him take his shirt off,”

Johnson told Entertainment Tonight’s Carly Steele this week about a couple of shirtless scenes featuring Chris’s mid-section in the movie.

“Because it’s all you can look at. It’s so astonishing. It’s really impressive.” She also let slip, “He may or may not do a little dance of sorts. And it’s so, so spectacular.”

Oh, and Johnson hasn’t been the only one drooling over his bod. Apparently, so has Channing Tatum!

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After seeing the pictures, I decided to go back and look at other photos of his abdominals … and you know what? I never realized the man has a cute treasure trail!

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Don’t you love the way that trail starts out all bushy and then narrows down to the land of yum? And based on the photographic evidence, there’s obviously a pot of gold at the end of the metaphorical rainbow!

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Oh my!

Hey, it’s not like I am obsessed with Chris so please don’t think that. OK, I am but there are worse things to be addicted to – like his butt! OMG there is a lot to gag on there!


I just can’t help but think what it would be like to touch his midsection, you know? I wonder if you could flip a quarter on his abs? Would they be hot to lick?

I’ll let you decide. Here’s a poll to vote in. Woof!