Product review of Gun Oil at a sauna
Have you ever tried to ride a guy who was super large? Did you end up calling it quits because the pain was too much? Curious if a silicone lube – like Gun Oil – might help the next time around?
If the answer is yes, you’ve come to the right place.
Just like you, I have struggled with extra thick men. It’s weird because I’m the proverbial size queen. Honestly, the bigger, thicker, and fatter (at least to me) the better!
My problem has been that every time I tried to bottom for someone massive, I’d only get him in about halfway. If I had a dime for each time I’ve had to say, “We have to stop – I can’t do it!”
Anyway, as one of my goals for the new-year, I decided to see if I could create change in this area. After doing some considerable research on the topic of bottoming, I learned that I was using the wrong lube.
Yep, that’s right. All these years, I had been trying to bounce on the big boys with water-based products. It was only after I learned about the benefits of silicone that I decided to give it a try.
Judge me as you wish but here is what I did.
On a Saturday night, I picked up a bottle of Gun Oil from my local Walgreens. Afterwards, I headed over to a local club (aka bathhouse) and checked myself in. The reason I did it on a Saturday is because that where I live, the club gets SUPER busy after bar closing.
Once I was admitted inside and got myself settled in, I put on a towel, tucked in the lube, and started making the rounds. My goal was simple. To find really massive guys and try the silicone.
Hard as this might be to believe, I honestly wasn’t trying to nut. So here is what happened – for real.
In a short amount of time, I found two men who fit my criteria.
Beer can sized girth with thick heads.
What they looked like, age, and all that other BS really doesn’t matter. Remember, I wasn’t interested in anything other than size.
Plus, I couldn’t tell you anyway because I couldn’t see them.
You see, for both encounters, I bottomed through a glory hole! Hey, it’s easy to judge a person’s size through those things. There’s no hiding anything, you know?
So, how did the Gun Oil fair? Well, the short answer is – very well! I’m not going to say there wasn’t some amount of pain involved. There was. But the company’s product did help a lot with slipping in the sausage.
In case you are wondering what I paid, I think it was something like $11.00 or $12.00 for a 6-ounce bottle. You can buy this at most pharmacies or through online retailers.
Now I need to say that there are MANY other silicone lubes on the market, including Wet’s Platinum and Pjur’s Analyze Me. They could be just as good or really terrible. I still need to try them. You might want to do your own testing as well to see what works best for you.
And folks, I’m not getting jack sh-t to write this review up. No hidden agenda here because I know this is an important topic for many.
I’ve heard other bottoms say they don’t like Silicone because it’s too messy and that it stains. The only thing I can say is this wasn’t my experience.
Recently, I started using an anal trainer as another way to help me expand my horizons (read between the lines). I’ll blog about this once I’m done seeing how it goes.
So, there you have it. Do you use silicone lubes? How about Gun Oil or some other product? I’d love to read about your experiences and I bet other gay men reading this post would too!
Oh, one last thing. I did eventually release during my visit to the sauna but it wasn’t through bottoming. Just a mutual self-pleasure circle with random man-whores like me.
Thanks for stopping by.