My secret hoodie confession
By: Mark in Ft. Lauderdale
As I write this, I must confess to you that I’m nervous. You see, I’ve never shared what I’m about to tell you with a soul in my life. Ever. All that I ask is you read this post in its entirety to better understand what I’m about to reveal.
For the past 5-years, I’ve been hooking up with other men anonymously while wearing a hoodie. Moreover, I’m addicted to letting guys drain me out while I have one on.
If you’re game, I’d like to lay out the 5 main reasons I’m into hoodie hookups. Well, four plus one where I do the draining. In any event, if you keep an open mind, you may find what follows as inspiration.
Here it goes.
1. I’m more assertive
By day, I’m a lowly 35-year old office whore. Working in a top-down corporate environment, I answer phones, respond to emails and attend to customer service issues. All of this is to simply say that during most of the week, I am at the service of others.
But one weekends – when I wear my hoodie – I transform into an alpha!
There’s nothing like having cotton cloth shrouding your head while a guy licks on your stubble and makes his way down to your privates. And with the hoodie, you can be anything or anybody you want.
For me, that means being the guy who gives orders and is in complete control.
2. I have explosive orgasms
This point may seem strange but it’s also true. When I’m wearing my hoodie and a guy is servicing me, I experience more powerful, substantive eruptions.
It’s probably psychological. In fact, I know it is.
But that doesn’t change the fact that it happens. It’s all linked to feeling more attractive and by extension, less inhibited.
3. I get to play curious guy
When I was 20-years old, I hooked up with a guy who identified as straight. I don’t know if he was bi or just curious. But here’s what I do know – I drained him out like crazy!
He had one condition for our encounter. He insisted he wear a hoodie and that at no time would we make eye contact.
Yes, I know. He was ashamed and channeling internalized homophobia. But that’s not what this post is about. Instead, it’ about how hot it was.
The truth is I’ve never forgotten how his man-juice slid down my throat. Nor have I forgotten the way his body convulsed with each pump.
Now, when I’m on Grinder, I get to pretend to be the “curious” guy. And let me tell you, there’s plenty of guys who are down.
The rules are simple:
You come over. We do some body worship where you lick my abs after unzipping my hood.
At some point, I pull down my jeans and boxers. You drain me out. It’s OK to touch my face and kiss but because I’m “curious”, I’ll only go so far.
That sounds selfish for sure but I’m just telling you like it is.
4. Cotton to Penis
One of the hottest things in the world to me is when I get on my knees for a guy and service him with my hoodie on. And it’s probably not for the reasons you may be thinking.
You see, when you wear a zip up, you can guide the guy’s sausage around the circular perimeter of the hood. All I can tell you is that it will drive the man you are doing CRAZY. So much so that he may spontaneously erupt all over it.
It’s happened to me and more than once. I can’t tell you how many I’ve got in my closet, kept as souvenirs!
5. Powerful kissing
I love to kiss – a lot. But I dig it even more when I have a hoodie on. This goes back to point number one. There’s just something incredibly powerful about shoving my tongue down a guy’s throat while my head is encased in fabric.
Don’t get me wrong. I can make out just fine without one. But I’m here to tell you it’s 10 times hotter with my hoodie on.
Pssst – here’s a secret. The best part is getting a guy super worked up and then watching him milk me out like a neglected cow. Just thinking about that now is stiffing my wood.
Well, I see someone is hitting me up on my app. Time to grab my hoodie.
Thanks for reading my hoodie confession. Maybe I’ll see you on the apps! 🙂