Kansas Man Arrested For Attempting Sex With His Car

Man Arrested For Attempting Sex With His Car

A 23-year-old man was arrested for trying to have sex with his car’s tailpipe.

A recently filed Municipal Court complaint shares the story of Ryan Malek. Malek was arrested after police discovered him in the middle of trying to have sex with the tailpipe of his car in public.

According to the Smoking Gun, police in Newtown, Kansas responded to a 911 call about a young man who was beneath a car. When local cops arrived at an apartment complex, they not only discovered Malek but realized that he was drunk.

Malek, a Newtown resident, was so intoxicated that he decided to act out his own form of car sex and by himself. Even worse, he was too forgone to realize that police officers were there watching the entire scene play out.

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After the police were able to get Ryan Malek away from the parked car in the parking lot of an apartment complex, they were able to test his blood alcohol content. The result found that Malek’s number was more than four times the legal limit.

In order to get Malek to stop attempting sex with his car, the police had to then tase him. They then took him into custody, and transported him to a local hospital to seek treatment.

Now, the Municipal Court complaint states that Malek will be appearing in court on July 19 to answer for the criminal charge of lewd and lascivious behavior. In addition, six witnesses reportedly saw Malek’s drunken attempt to stick his penis into the tailpipe of his care..

The record then revealed that this isn’t Malek’s first run-in with the law. Apparently, he has been arrested before for marijuana possession and aggravated assault.